When you’re not out riding your bike, researching what bike to get next, or watching mountain biking fail videos, you need to do something to feed your mountain biking addiction…
Here are 75 of the worst mountain biking jokes around to share with your riding buddies 😀
- Why can’t mountain bikers keep secrets? Because the trails always tell.
- What do you call a mountain biker who doesn’t wear a helmet? An organ donor.
- How many mountain bikers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they’ll need GPS to find it.
- Why are mountain bikers bad at standing still? They always want to pedal their thoughts.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “trail” mix.
- Why did the mountain biker get a job at the bakery? He was great at rolling dough.
- How do you know if someone is a mountain biker? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
- Why don’t mountain bikers get knocked down easily? They have great balance sheets.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite movie? “The Fast and the Furious: Pedal Drift.”
- Why did the mountain biker break up with the road cyclist? There was too much friction.
- Why did the mountain biker carry a map? In case he got lost in the suspension.
- What do you call a mountain biker at a wedding? The trail blazer.
- Why do mountain bikers make terrible comedians? They can’t stand flat jokes.
- What’s a mountain biker’s least favorite food? Trail mix-up.
- Why did the mountain biker bring a shovel? To “dig” the new trail.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite type of car? Anything with a bike rack.
- How do mountain bikers stay cool? They pedal through the breeze.
- Why was the mountain biker always broke? He kept going down the financial trail.
- What do mountain bikers drink? MTBrew.
- Why did the mountain biker refuse to race on the road? He didn’t want to cross that path.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite weather? When it’s wheelie good.
- Why did the mountain biker carry a clock? He wanted to “handlebar” his time better.
- Why don’t mountain bikers get lonely? Because they always have a trail buddy.
- Why was the mountain biker in the choir? He had a trail-toning voice.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite dance? The handlebar hop.
- Why did the mountain biker go to school? To improve his trail knowledge.
- How do you compliment a mountain biker? “I like the way you roll!”
- Why was the mountain biker always at ease? He knew how to go with the flow trail.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite type of story? A trail tale.
- Why did the mountain biker sleep with his bike? He wanted to be on track in his dreams.
- What do you call a mountain biker who just broke up? Single(track) and ready to mingle.
- Why did the mountain biker carry a first aid kit? For trail and error.
- How do mountain bikers write letters? On trail paper.
- Why was the mountain biker a good musician? He knew the best trail tunes.
- What do you call an adventurous mountain biker? A trailblazer.
- Why do mountain bikers hate elevators? They prefer the ups and downs of trails.
- How do mountain bikers stay fit? By pushing their limits, not buttons.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Row, Row, Row Your Bike.”
- Why don’t mountain bikers like office jobs? Too much stationary, not enough stations.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite snack? Cliff bars.
- Why did the mountain biker bring a net? To catch air.
- What do you call a ghost who likes mountain biking? A spooky rider.
- Why do mountain bikers love geometry? They’re great at angles and slopes.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite fruit? A wheelmelon.
- Why was the mountain biker bad at chess? He couldn’t handle the forks.
- What do mountain bikers and spiders have in common? They both love a good web of trails.
- Why did the mountain biker bring a compass? To find the right angle on every turn.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite board game? Trails and Ladders.
- Why did the mountain biker get a standing ovation? He mastered the art of the stand-up pedal.
- Why do mountain bikers make great friends? They know how to handle the rough terrain of life.
- Why did the mountain biker avoid the puddle? He didn’t want to become a “mudflap.”
- What do you call a mountain biker who’s lost? Trail-less.
- Why are mountain bikers bad at hide and seek? They always leave a trail.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite type of math? Bike-nometry.
- Why don’t mountain bikers like slow internet? They prefer fast trails.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite type of tea? Chamomile-trail.
- Why did the mountain biker get a job at the bank? To manage his trail funds.
- How do mountain bikers say goodbye? “Catch you on the downhill.”
- Why don’t mountain bikers play cards? Too many trails to shuffle.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite breakfast? A bowl of Pedal-O’s.
- Why did the mountain biker go to the party? For the wheel good times.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite movie genre? Anything with a twisty plot.
- Why don’t mountain bikers get good TV reception? Too much interference on the trails.
- How do mountain bikers write secret messages? In code that only the trail knows.
- Why did the mountain biker carry a blanket? For the chilly descents.
- What’s a mountain biker’s least favorite day? Rest day.
- How do you cheer up a mountain biker? Give them a brake.
- Why did the mountain biker bring a spoon? To stir up some trail mix.
- What do mountain bikers do when they retire? They coast.
- Why did the mountain biker get a smartphone? For the GPS (Great Path Search).
- Why did the mountain biker carry a ladder? To get over steep hills.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite book? “Lord of the Rims.”
- Why was the mountain biker so calm? He had a lot of inner tube-ulence.
- How do mountain bikers stay so fit? By always pushing their pedals.
- What’s a mountain biker’s favorite kind of party? A bike bash.
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